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Finally [Sep. 14th, 2010|11:32 pm]
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Buy my crap!
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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2010|09:10 pm]
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Ari likes cheese.
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(no subject) [Dec. 6th, 2009|02:45 am]
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[mood |deviousdevious]

"Before I tell you other things of which you do not know, I'm here before you to tell you other things you do not know from blind men and small children."
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In case you live under a rock... [Sep. 12th, 2008|03:21 pm]
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(no subject) [Aug. 21st, 2008|07:18 pm]
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"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk."

"Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I build a defensive wall around myself, a 'shell' if you will. But my shell isn't made out of a hard, protective substance. Mine is made out of tinfoil and paper bags."

When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me."

"Laurie got offended that I used the word 'puke.' But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like."

"It's too bad that whole families have to be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs."

"Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered they were not Indians at all, but dirty clothes hampers."

"People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field full of holes?"

"When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmmm, boy."

"I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as to avoid eye pokings to fellow Vikings and lady Vikings."

"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear."
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Talk about perfection [Aug. 10th, 2008|05:15 pm]
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The WeatherPixie
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The Crappening [Jun. 28th, 2008|01:51 pm]
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This is a better version of "The Happening" and it will only take 17 minutes from you instead of 90.

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Why I don't like bugs... [Jun. 14th, 2008|03:26 am]
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Whoever said nature was beautiful?
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Platinum Moooooooooooon! [Jun. 9th, 2008|08:44 pm]
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[music |Platinum Moon - Jimmy Jimmy]


Watch out. We're going to be huge.
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2008|12:22 am]
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Check out this golden gem I found:


Oh, I do miss the Limilie era.
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